| Two fish swim into a
concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" |
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| It's the most wonderful day.... of the year!
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| Did you ever notice Tostitos sounds a lot like Toasty Toes?
I bet an old man and his wife were sitting by a fire in their little cabin one day and she said something like "You know what the best thing in the world is? Toasty toes." So the man went out and invented a chip and was looking for a name and decided on the name she had mantioned - Tostitos.
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| I'm happy!
I got to spend New Years with the people I more than anything wanted to... who could ask for more?!?
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| So, Christmas, a day created by pagans to celebrate a fat man in a red suit with pet deer that fly... also a far stretch from the meaning of Christmas. A man that creates greed and want among little children and has no grace or affection for bad people whatsoever.... it's such a reversal of the true meaning.
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